I am a gigantic sook.

For I call Australia so I can talk to my mother for about forty-five seconds before she goes to work, just so I can tell her I'm sick and have her feeling sorry for me.

The Nature Of Rae being such that above all else, when I'm sick, I want my mum.

And a meat pie, for no other reason than that I can't have one, I think. Stupid America.

Why I have the best mother in the whole universe.

From e-mail:

Today on K-Mart's "50% off" sale I bought a set of 3 DVDs: "The
Vintage Performances", "The Modern Masters" and "The Streak", which
is not about naked runners but about the Aussie Test winning
streak. I haven't watched them yet, but they look good! Total
time: 278 minutes.

What a last day's cricket today! I've kept the highlights for you.

I love my mother.

"I'm a mama's boy. I pity tha fool who isn't." - Mr T. AT&T ad.

Race humour in America

I've been watching a lot of Comedy Central. There's been a whole bunch of standup comedians on.

The one I'm watching right now, Carlos somebody, is an interesting one. A fundamental rule of standup: only non-whites do race comedy. This guy not only does a lot of race comedy, he goes on the point of that.

He says that white people don't have freedom of speech like non-whites. "You don't believe me, white people? Monday, tell my jokes at your work." His fundamental thesis seems to be "get over it, people, let's have FUN".

With which I kind of sympathise, because his jokes aren't nasty. Some of them I kind of disagree with, but he isn't offensive. He's making fun of everyone, not one group, which always helps, and he has some genuine social commentary in there. (One of the ones I found interesting was his pointing out that, though he was born in Honduras, if he's in the south-west he's Mexican no matter what he says, but if he goes to Florida suddenly he's Cuban.)

And one thing he said is the essence of Political Correctness Gone Huh. Apparently there's a thing where Hispanic people found the Taco Bell chihuaha offensive, because it represented them. Carlos: "How retarded do you have to BE to look at a DOG and say 'hey, that's me!'?"

I think he's right in that the world would be a better place if people just calmed the hell down. On the other hand, political correctness was necessary when it started.

Middle ground is good.